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Funny Mom’s Rules Kitchen Towel – Humorous Black & White Kitchen Decor Gift

Funny Mom’s Rules Kitchen Towel – Humorous Black & White Kitchen Decor Gift

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Add a little humor to the kitchen with this funny black and white cotton kitchen towel featuring a bold, relatable sentiment that every mom can appreciate:

“Mom's Shit List:
Do Not Break Shit
Do Not Hit People With Shit
Do Not Act Like A Little Shit
Do Not Fight Over Shit
Do Not Touch Other People's Shit
But Most Importantly
Do Not Make Me Lose My Shit!”

Made from durable cotton and machine washable for easy care, this towel is both practical and entertaining—perfect for busy households, farm kitchens, cabins, or anyone raising kids with a sense of humor.

A great gift for:

  • Moms

  • Farm wives and ranch moms

  • Housewarming gifts

  • Funny kitchen decor lovers

  • Anyone who appreciates real-life parenting humor

Features:

  • Black and white cotton kitchen towel

  • Bold humorous sentiment design

  • Machine washable

  • Great conversation piece for the kitchen

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